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Useless User
Note on a piece of correspondence we received today… Your website Username@youareanidiot.com doesn’t work. WIDTS: Happily, the only ‘fix’ for my website is electro-shock therapy for the malfunctioning...
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These Are My Co-workers, EP III
Note found on a record I am auditing today: Reached Nanette. Their is no AR person assigned to this account. Carrie Wickers has been assigned. WIDTS: So which is it? Not assigned or assigned? BTW,...
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Government-Think
Notes from an account today… Suzie Controller* states that she doesn’t want to participate in any payment initiative for any high dollar amount transactions due to the merchant fees for those...
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Power-fully Stupid
The following was found on an electric company website: https://ebill.jacksonemc.com/AccountAccess/JSP/index.jsp “Also, you can now report power outages online simply by using your account profile.”...
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Problem Solved!
At work, my co-workers call a company’s suppliers to get the suppliers to accept payments via credit card from their client. A supplier asked if they could be paid separately on the two accounts the...
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English Nazi
Sentence I saw today @ work: Correct phone number is 860.691.****, it would just entered in incorrectly on the enrollment form. WIDTS: English teachers, you are failing and providing GREAT content for...
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Student Intuition
Note I saw on a file today: the university accepts cc payment forstudent intuition. Need invoice to access the account. WIDTS: Obviously, you have paid WAY too little tuition to have the job you...
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This Isn’t Poetry!
Signature block I received on an email today: WIDTS: So you think you are e.e. cummings and this is Poetry Hour at the coffeehouse? Tagged: english fail, humor, Idiots, poetry, sarcasm
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Self-tech Help for Idiots
Self-Tech Support for the user Things you should do when encountering a hiccup in your technological workings. 1. Capture the error message in full. Even those ‘words’ that are just a bunch of...
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Brain Abornalities
From IFLScience.com WIDTS: Nop, no brane abornalities here. Tagged: I Fucking Love Science, Idiots, Iflscience.com, sarcasm
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